Realistic, lifesized and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world. If you've had wet dreams over a hamster like this, you'll know exactly what we're on about. Most buggering hamsters are made of cheap bits of sackcloth. They look pathetic and laughable – not buggerable. Don't expect to see any of those goofy sandbags on this site. RealHamster is the REAL DEAL.
If you hired an engineering company to craft a custom buggering hamster for you, with all the features and whizzy bits of a RealHamster, you would most likely have to pay $20,000 or more. Even then it would probably turn out to be a retrofitted RealSheep. If anyone caught you buggering a hamster with cloven hooves, you'd be giggled at for the rest of your life. Don't risk the embarrassment — go for the REAL THING.
So, how do we do it? In four words:
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