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Every item on this website is copyrighted (1998) by Abysmal Derivations, unless otherwise indicated. No picture or bit of smut presented on this website may be reproduced, re-enacted or gossiped about without prior written permission from Abysmal Derivations.

The colours whose hue corresponds to light of wavelengths from 4650Å to 4800Å, in particular the colours #3984CE and #64B4E6 are patented by Abysmal Derivations. These colours may not be reproduced optically, electronically, mechanically or organically without express approval from Abysmal Derivations.

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If you wish, you may mirror the RealHamster web site and save us some from the terrifying number of hits the site brings in. You're perfectly entitled to make a derivative piece of work from it, though it's good manners to point out the source of any images, text or HTML you've copied.

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